Cristy Burne

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 A partridge in a where-tree? Christmas trivia and seasonal science

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Can you see the upside-down Christmas tree with its blue baubles? Thanks to the European Southern Observatory (ESO) for this image of the Christmas Tree nebula.

Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

A: Deep pan, crisp and even.


I love Christmas! I love holidays, I love summer, I love family time, I love presents, I love that feeling of freedom and free time. And I love Christmas trivia and Christmas facts…

I hope you do too 🙂

Did you know? The Twelve Days Christmas Price Index

  • When you add up all the gifts given in the Twelve Days of Christmas (a partridge in a pear tree on day 1, a partridge and two turtle doves on day 2, etc), you receive a total of 364 presents over the twelve days: one for each day of the year, except Christmas.
  • The Christmas Price Index is a yearly measure of the cost of buying one set of each of the presents in The Twelve Days of Christmas: a partridge in a pear tree, and two turtle doves, and three French hens…and all the rest of it.
  • When the Christmas Price Index was first calculated in 1984, the cost of Christmas was $12623.10, assuming you just hire the maids a milking, lords a leaping, ladies dancing, pipers piping and drummers drumming for a single day.

 A partridge in a where-tree?

The lyrics of The Twelve Days Of Christmas are thought to have changed over hundreds of years, resulting in several confusions, including the facts that:

  • The four calling birds were probably four colly birds, meaning birds as black as coal.
  • There is no such thing as a French hen.
  • Partridges are a type of pheasant, related to the peacock. They build their nests on the ground and so are probably unlikely to be found in pear trees.

Ho, Ho, Holmium

Ho is the chemical symbol for Holmium, a highly magnetic soft, silver metal named for the Swedish city of Stockholm.

Twinkle, twinkle

The Christmas Tree Cluster is a group of blue stars, arranged in the shape of a Christmas tree. The cluster is 2500 light years away, which means the twinkles you’ll see tonight shone from these stars 2500 years ago.

They shine blue because they’re larger, hotter and younger than our Sun.

Gold, myrrh and frankincense

Myrrh and frankincense are chunks of stinky dried tree goop, called resin. These resins were once as valuable as gold. They are still used today to make perfumes and incense.

The resin is harvested by slashing through the bark of a suitable plant. This makes the plant bleed sappy tears, which harden into beads on the side of the tree.

Myrrh comes from spiny bushes and is a yellowy-red colour. It starts out waxy before turning hard. Myrrh was also used to embalm Egyptian mummies.

Frankincense comes from scraggly trees and starts out milky white before hardening to a translucent yellow.

Merry Christmas!!



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Flossed in translation

Feeling fuzzy? Go brush! That sweater-mouth feeling is plaque, a layer of soft white gunk coating your teeth.

And don’t forget floss, especially since today is Flossing Day. (Happy Flossing Day everyone!) And guess what? You can even use the same piece of floss as last time.

Don’t believe me? Ask your dentist. I did, for CSIRO’s Double Helix magazine….

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If you look at unbrushed teeth using a microscope, you’ll see hungry colonies of bacteria munching sugary leftovers from between your teeth. These bacteria release acids that dissolve the protective enamel on the outside of your teeth, and cause cavities.

“Brushing your teeth removes these bacteria, so they can’t sit on the surface of your tooth for too long,” explains dentist Dr Peter Klages. “But if you’re snacking throughout the day, the bacteria have a constant supply of sugar to work with, so you’re increasing your decay rate.”

Peter says it’s fine to brush right after a sugary snack, like dried fruit or lollies, but wait half an hour before brushing after an acidic drink, like juice or soda. This gives your saliva a chance to neutralise the acids and protect your enamel.

And what about re-using floss? Well, you reuse your toothbrush all the time, so…

“There’s no harm in reusing floss, provided it’s still intact enough to clean between your teeth,” says dentist Dr Peter Klages. “Flossing once a day maintains healthy gums, and helps avoid decay where the brush can’t reach.”

Just add water

Lost in the jungle without a toothbrush? No excuse.

“It doesn’t matter what you use, as long as you’re cleaning thoroughly,” says Peter. “Some cultures use cloth, others use a stick that has been feathered at the end.”

It’s best to brush twice a day: after breakfast and before bed. Peter also recommends drinking water after a meal, to wash away food particles and acid.

Mouth party

Dark, warm, moist and stuffed with food, your mouth is home to more than 400 species of bacteria, but not all of them cause decay. The main culprit is Streptococcus mutans, a bacterium that combines with proteins in your saliva to grow into plaque.

The new drill

Has your dentist spotted signs of early decay? A University of Sydney study suggests early decay can actually be reversed, with up to 50 per cent of fillings avoided if you:

  1. Ask your dentist to coat the trouble spot with fluoride varnish
  2. Clean the spot super-well every time you brush
  3. Cut back on sugary snacks and drinks
  4. Visit your dentist regularly

Peter says a two-minute brush is the minimum: “Brushing faster isn’t going to clean any better…You have to take time to get into those all the nooks and crannies, to clean really well.”




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How do RFID microchips work?

Happy International Veterinary Medicine Day! My best friend is a vet, and she spends her days looking after our pets. One of the things she does is inject microchips, to help us identify and find lost pets.

In Australia today, most dogs and cats carry a tiny microchip – about the size of a grain of rice – under the skin between their shoulder blades. Your pet can’t feel its chip, but this mini device helps many furry friends to find their way home.

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Lost and found: family pet

Vets like my friend use a special needle to inject a microchip under your pet’s skin. This is quick and only stings for a second, much like a vaccination. Once injected, the chip stays with your pet for life.

Each chip is coded with a 15-digit identification (ID) number. This number is listed in a database, matched with your pet’s name, address and owner details.

Your pet’s microchip is passive, which means for the most part, it does nothing.

“Basically it’s a glass tube with a copper coil inside it. It has no battery or anything like that,” says Bruce Knight, of Micro Products Australia.

But if you lose your pet, or find a lost pet, a vet can scan its microchip to reveal its ID number.

“Just like scanning groceries at the supermarket,” says Bruce.

Radio frequency identification: Power up!

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To communicate your pet’s ID number, the chip needs a source of energy. Providing this energy is the job of a microchip scanner.

Microchip scanners broadcast a low frequency radio wave of 135 kHz, or 135,000 vibrations per second. This wave is invisible, a very slow version of the same radio waves you tune into when you listen to music on the radio.

“All pet microchips must operate on that frequency,” says Bruce. “No matter where you go in the world, they will have a scanner that can read your microchip.”

When this low frequency radio wave bumps into your pet’s microchip, it sends a tiny electrical current whirling around the chip’s copper coil. Like a key winds a clock, the current provides just enough energy to power the microchip.

Once powered, the microchip can emit its own unique radio wave. The scanner captures this radio wave and decodes it, displaying your pet’s ID on its screen. The scanner must be held close to the microchip, because the radio wave has so little energy.

This use of radio waves to send coded information through the air is called radio frequency identification (RFID).

Did you know? Some microchips include a thermometer: when you scan the chip, it sends back your pet’s temperature as well as their ID.

From libraries to polar bears

RFID chips are everywhere: they’re used by libraries to manage books, shops to prevent shoplifting, and farmers to track the farm their animals grew up on, and the vaccinations they’ve had. Researchers use RFID chips to track rhinos in Namibia and polar bears in the Arctic.

You’ll also find RFID used in automatic toll booths, car immobilisers, electronic passports, smart travel cards and contactless card payments.

I originally wrote this article for CSIRO’s Double Helix magazine. Happy International Veterinary Medicine Day!

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Happy International Sloth Day (zzzz)

How cool are sloths? It’s time to celebrate! On this International Sloth Day, let’s celebrate sleep! Sloths in the wild sleep around 10 hours a day. Two hours is enough for a fruit fly, but cats sleep need 15 hours a day, cows sleep just four hours, and humans?

Well…how long do you need to sleep?

Stages of sleep

When you’re asleep, your brain produces characteristic brain waves. We graph these brain waves by measuring electrical activity inside your head.

We know that humans sleep in repeating cycles, each around 90 minutes long. Each sleep cycle includes different types of sleep:

  • Transition: You are drifting between being asleep and awake. You can be easily woken.
  • Slow-wave sleep (SWS or non-REM): You are deeply asleep. Your eyes don’t move. Your body temperature drops.
  • Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep: You’re still asleep, but your eyes are darting around, your heart is pumping fast, your brain is working hard…

If you sleep for ten hours a night, you’ll spend around two hours in REM sleep. We think REM sleep helps you learn and create memories. Most dreams happen during this time.

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Gilles Laurent studied the brain waves of Australian bearded dragons. He found their sleep also cycled through REM and non-REM sleep, but much faster than humans: one cycle every 80 seconds, around 350 times a night.

This shared pattern of REM and non-REM sleep means the way we sleep and form memories may have evolved more than 300 million years’ ago.

“It suggests that these features existed also in dinosaurs, which are the reptilian ancestors of birds,” Gilles says.

Does this mean lizards dream?

“It depends a lot on how one defines dreaming,” says Gilles. “If one defines dreaming simply as off-line replay of previous activity…then I’d venture to say that pet lizards do dream.”


All animals need to sleep, but there are different ways to catch zeds.

Some animals—like dolphins and ducks—sleep with only half their brain, so the other half can stay alert and awake.

Many large herbivores—like elephants, cows and horses—can sleep standing up, but must lie down for REM sleep.

Newborn kittens and puppies only have REM sleep, suggesting this type of sleep is important to early brain development. As they get older, they have less REM sleep.

The platypus enjoys more REM sleep than any other mammal. Platypus have been seen ‘swimming’ or munching imaginary food while they’re asleep.

Even insects sleep. Fire ant workers nap for about a minute, 250 times a day; their fire ant queens sleep for six minutes, 90 times a day.

Sleep your way to success

Getting enough sleep is linked to improved creativity, concentration and memory, even in animals. Tired fruit flies, for example, make more mistakes and struggle to remember important things.

Sleeping can also help animals make healthier choices. Mice who don’t get enough REM sleep are more likely to eat fatty and sugary foods.

Are you human? Aged 6–12 years? Aim for 9–12 hours of sleep every day.

Help! My hamster’s dead!

Limp and floppy? Don’t panic. Your beloved pet may simply be hibernating.

Hibernating animals seem to ‘sleep’ away the winter, but we can tell from their brain waves that they’re still awake. When an animal ‘wakes’ from hibernation, it hasn’t actually slept, so it needs lots of proper naps to recover. Squirrels, frogs, mice, bats and even hamsters hibernate.

This article originally appeared in CSIRO’s Double Helix magazine.

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Off The Track in ED!

West serialisation Week 1.jpgGrab a copy of the West Australian on Tuesdays in Term 4 and you’ll be swept up into the adventures of Harry and Deepika as they navigate WA’s own Bibbulmun Track in my latest novel for kids, Off The Track.

Off The Track was recently shortlisted for the 2019 Wilderness Society Environmental Awards for Children’s Literature and I’m so proud.

An abridged chapter of the story will be featured in ED! magazine each week, along with a full-colour version of illustrator Amanda Burnett’s cute-as illustrations.

The first week comes with a short interview, which we managed despite being on a four-day bike ride along the Hauraki Rail Trail in New Zealand’s North Island. It was a really terrific adventure — we saw a million cows and were so lucky with the weather. Hardly a headwind to be felt and only a few drops of rain. Hooray!!

Where ever you are, I hope you’re planning your next adventure! It’s time to hit the trail 🙂

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Thanks to Denis Knight for sending me these pics…I’m actually in NZ for the next three months, so will miss out on seeing ED! magazine in the newsprint each week. I hope you love it!

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Going batty on International Bat Day

Ever seen 10 million bats? Would you like to? How amazing would it be to see the fruit bat migration in Zambia’s Kasanka National Park?!!?

Five to ten million straw-coloured fruit bats migrate every year through Zambia’s Kasanka National Park.

When the bats feast on fruits in the national park’s swamp forest, they’re hard to miss.

But after they leave, they can fly on journeys of thousands of kilometres. Tracking them has never been easier, thanks to GPS.


Dr Martin Wikelski, director of the Max Planck Institute for Ornithology, tags the bats with mini high-resolution global positioning systems (GPS).

“The [tracking] devices can be downloaded from afar,” Martin says. “Also, they record 3D-acceleration, so we can reconstruct the behaviour of the bats while on the move.”

We can use this tracking data to answer many batty questions: How do bats interact with humans and wildlife? What foods do they eat? How do bats help the environment with services like spreading seeds?

We can also combine this bat data with data from other tracked species and from environmental sensors to help understand what’s happening in the broader ecosystem.chris-meyer-kasanka-bats-2.jpg

A version of this article first appeared in CSIRO’s Double Helix magazine… Bats do give me a bit of the creeps, but I also think they’re beautiful. Anyone keen to head to Zambia for the next migration? Happy International Bat Day!

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Happy National Science Week…and making the 2019 Environment Award for Children’s Literature shortlist!

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Happy National Science Week!

I’m spending the week as an Author in Residence at a local primary school, working with kids from pre-primary to Year 6 on ways to use real-life-science to inspire their creative writing. It’s loads of fun and the kids are coming up with fabulous ideas…

I feel so lucky to spend my days doing this and hope these kids keep imagining and creating and innovating in their stories…and in their lives.

And I feel especially lucky when stories I’m passionate about get recognised…stories like OFF THE TRACK, a book about getting outside into the bush, and camping, and exploring, and coping when things don’t go exactly as planned.

Well GUESS WHAT???? 

OFF THE TRACK has just been shortlisted for The Environmental Award for Children’s Literature by none other than The Wilderness Society as a book that inspires kids to care for our planet and fill up on love for all the wild and magical things that live on it.

WOO HOOOOO! THANK YOU to Fremantle Press and The Wilderness Society and the Bibbulmun Track Foundation and to everyone who has supported and shared and read my little book 🌳🌳🌳🥰🥰🥰

I wrote OFF THE TRACK to inspire tech-addicted children and families to rediscover the magic and fun of being together in the bush, so I’m absolutely over the moon to have it recognised by the Wilderness Society in this way.

As many of you know, I’m passionate about our planet, and I really believe sharing stories is a powerful way of sharing our passions with the next generation of leaders.

Congratulations to everyone on the list for sharing stories that inspire a love for our planet, and a special shout out to my fellow West Aussies Mike Speechley and Ian Mutch. YAY!!!!!

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Fun, festival, leeches…and a shortlisting!

Guess what?

ZEROES AND ONES has been shortlisted for the Speech Pathology Australia Book of the Year awards. Yeee-ha-balls. I’m so honoured…My funny history of computing is sharing space with a whole load of awesome and amazing books on that list!


 A beginner’s guide to attracting leeches….

Meanwhile, I’ve been exploring in north Queensland with my fam and we’ve had such a terrific time. We went hiking through the rainforest in Eungella every day we were there, averaging around 10 kilometres a day and approximately 47 million leeches on the days that it was wet.

If you’re not a fan of leeches, wait till the rain stops falling before you explore. If you do that, you won’t see a single one. If, like us, you decide you want to experience the rainforest in flooding rain, well, then, yes. What can I say?

We also went snorkelling on the reef off Airlie Beach and were lucky enough to see rays, turtles, whales and giant fish that behaved more like puppy dogs than fish.

It was the first time the kids had snorkeled in the deep and they did a marvellous job. They were scared but faced their fear and now they’re hooked on sharing space with tropical fish.


Having a ball talking black holes 

And I’ve just returned from the fabulous Whitsunday Voices Youth Literature Festival, which was such an honour and a laugh.

So many wonderful people, flawless and friendly organisation, plus the buzz of sharing the green room and the general good times with a terrific bunch of fellow book creators. I feel SO lucky.


Testing for which type of ear wax we have… Yum!

There were more than 5000 kids at the festival and they all had giant smiles on their faces all day. Love it!

Thank you too all the organisers and sponsors of this awesome event.

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Cosmic news about Alice and Bob

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Great news for fans of The Cosmic Adventures of Alice and Bob…

Everyone’s favourite inventors are now available for purchase online. After an initial print run of 10,000 copies, it’s now only available online for a tiny $2.50.

Ever wanted to find the answer to BIG questions?

Or dreamed of inventing the Next Big Thing?

The Universe is an amazing place, and we’re only beginning to understand it. There’s still so much to be discovered…

The Cosmic Adventures of Alice and Bob is part-fiction, part-fact, and all fun.

3D Alice and BobCreated as a collaboration with the amazing illustrator Aska and the star-gazing team at CAASTRO, this book is SO exciting to look at and loads of fun to read.

  • Uncover true stories of scientific failure, fluke and fame
  • Find the everyday inventions that began with space research
  • Meet the world’s next-generation telescopes, jump on board with Citizen Science, and tackle the big questions with CAASTRO: Australia’s keen team of all-sky astronomers.
  • Model creative thinking skills, innovation, thinking outside the box, trial and error and resilience….all the things the scientific method demands, and the skills our kids will need to make the most of our technology-driven STEM and STEAM world.

Free teaching notes

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Celebrating sawfish on Shark Awareness Day

Did you know sawfish are related to sharks?

When I took on this story for CSIRO’s Double Helix magazine I didn’t know much about sawfish at all.

Now I know they’re a type of ray. I know they use their saws to detect the heartbeats of their prey, and also to stun fish and defend against predators. And I know they used to live around the world, but are now endangered. How cool is it to be a science writer and learn all these things as part of my job!!!

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It started out as just another fishing trip.

Lisa Smiler was using a handline in Wattie Creek, 900 kilometres south-west of Darwin, in the Northern Territory, when she felt that unmistakeable feeling: a bite on the end of her line!

“I thought it was a barramundi, or a catfish, or something,” Lisa says. Whatever it was, it was big.

“I was pulling the line, then my sister helped pull the line, and her partner pulled the line, all the way up to the edge of the river,” Lisa describes. “All of a sudden, my sister pulled up the nose part, and I said, ‘Oh no, I don’t want this fish, it’s freaky.’”

At 2.7 metres long, the fish weighed more than Lisa did. When she posted its picture on social media, Lisa set the scientific world alight.

Record-breaking fish?

According to Western science, Lisa’s sawfish is the first ever observed swimming so far inland—nearly 500 kilometres from the ocean!

But Indigenous knowledge says differently. Local rock art of a sawfish, or kunpulu, suggests Lisa’s ancestors had seen the fish already.

Ursula Chubb, a Gurindji ranger, monitors the rock art site. “When we go out on country trips with Elders, they talk about it, and I listen to them telling us stories,” she says. “It’s a very important fish from long ago, when our ancestors were living in this country.”

Lisa says she never dreamed she’d see a live kunpulu. “I’d just heard about the sawfish in the rock painting … I wasn’t thinking I would catch one.”

Tracking language

Kunpulu’ means ‘sawfish’ in Gurindji, and in other Indigenous languages too, even those spoken hundreds of kilometres from Gurindji country.

Dr Felicity Meakins has studied Indigenous languages for over 20 years. She says different words tell their own stories, and she uses these stories to learn about changes over time.

“You can use different languages to trace the path of the fish,” says Felicity.

“I would guess at some point this fish has appeared, and people have said, ‘This is a stranger in our country. What’s this?’ And they’ve asked more northern people…and that’s how that word kunpulu has been passed along.”

Solving the mystery

We don’t know when Gurindji people first saw sawfish, but with ochre samples from the rock art, we hope to be able to solve the mystery. Scientists have also taken DNA samples from Lisa’s sawfish, to help work out how many sawfish are in the river.

“We’re using Indigenous ecological knowledge and western knowledge to build up a picture of what’s happened with the sawfish,” Felicity says.

Endangered wonders

Sawfish once lived around the world but are now endangered. Baby sawfish are born in the ocean, at the mouth of rivers like the Northern Territory’s Victoria River or Western Australia’s Fitzroy River.

The pups swim upstream, spending years growing in the river before swimming out to the ocean. Adults can reach up to seven metres long.


My article was first published in CSIRO’s Double Helix magazine.