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Bigger outdoors, teenage pencil sharpener, and butts of the joke: Scribbler’s Festival Schools Program is go

The lineup for next year’s Scribbler’s Festival schools program has been announced, so in this, the last week of school for 2018, it’s time to start planning for 2019! Yeee ha!Program.JPG

The festival is hosting so many incredible creators, thinkers and presenters on that list, including WA creators Meg McKinlay, A J Betts, Kylie Howarth and Kamsani Bin Salleh, plus interstate guests and international guests Philip Ardagh, Alison Lester, Jacqueline Harvey, Eddie Woo, Megan McDonald, Kate and Jol Temple, Matt Stanton, Renée Watson, Jeremy Lachlan, Zoë Norton Lodge  and Georgia Norton Lodge, Sha’an d’Anthes, Celine Kiernan, Dr Karl Kruszelnicki….and ME!

You can download the full program or get more info here.

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The family program will be released in February with events held over Saturday 11 and Sunday 12 May.

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“This is the best day ever!” Reporting from Russ the Bus

I’m back from my tour! And I had an absolute ball.

I was lucky enough to spend a week touring Newcastle, Gosford and Maitland on board Russ the Story Bus as part of outreach by Sydney Writer’s Festival.

I had the distinct and unusual pleasure of travelling with:

  • Intrepid Wrangler and Chief Organiser Vanessa Hutchins, and
  • Wizard of All Things Bussery and High Five Guru Isaac Gallagher.

Together we’d roll into a school, unpack the bus, and introduce classroom after classroom of kids to their challenge: Step on board Russ the Bus, select a book from its laden bookshelves, and take the book home–to keep!

“This is the best day ever!!!!”

You should’ve seen their faces and witnessed the jumping up and down when we announced that. Every time, the earth moved. What a privilege to be the Bringer of Such Good News!

I also did mini meet-the-author shows at each school, sometimes to hundreds of students all at once, sometimes class by class. Each time it was a whole bus-load of fun 🙂

THANKS SO MUCH to Sydney Writer’s Festival, and especially Amelia Lush. Thanks to all the schools and teachers who hosted us so generously. And huge thanks to Vanessa, Isaac and of course to Russ for such a super week. I LOVED IT!


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Dogs of the Rich and Famous: Maverick and Ralph…and Kellie Byrnes

I’m out and about with Russ the Bus, which is uber-exciting! I’m missing my own pooch, so it’s a perfect time to cue a huge round of barking to welcome back…

Dogs of the Rich and Famous!!!!

Today’s hounds are Maverick (the sook) and Ralph (AKA Destructo), assistants to Australian picture book author Kellie Byrnes.

Me and the boys.jpgAbout Maverick and Ralph

Age:  Maverick just turned 11 years and Ralph is almost 9.

Breed (or best guess): Maverick is a Border Collie x Heeler (with a mixture of other things thrown in, particularly Huntaway, Kellie thinks).

Ralph is a Kelpie x Blue Heeler (with perhaps some Belgian Shepherd in the mix, Kellie thinks, based on his big thick lion’s mane!).

Assistant to: Author Kellie Byrnes.

cloud+conductor+small.jpgKellie Byrnes is a children’s author, freelance writer, blogger, book reviewer and presenter. Her debut picture book, Cloud Conductor, was released in May 2018, and her next picture book, Yes! No. will be published in late 2019. Kellie also writes early readers and junior fiction novels, and is slowly working her way up to longer works!

Check her out on Twitter, Facebook or Linkedin.

Help or hindrance?

“The dogs both help and hinder me in my writing,” says Kellie.

“As for helping, I come up with most of my story ideas and plot devices when I’m out walking them (many include dogs, of course!). If I’m having a problem with a manuscript, I take the boys for a walk and have usually sorted it out by the time I get back.

“I find that having a break from work, and hanging out and playing with them, clears my head and improves my mood, too. They’re always happy and loving, and it’s impossible to be cranky or stressed when they’re around, being playful and cheeky!

“Something that’s both a help and a hindrance is when I’m working on my computer at night and they’re inside, and think I should finish. If I haven’t stopped to give them attention after a while, they take it in turns coming into the office and bumping my elbow so that I can’t type, or pushing their heads into my lap and staring at me.

“Ralph also likes to give me a bit of a soft nip on the arm if I still don’t get the hint, or he ‘talks’ to me, making short little sighing, yipping sounds which get increasingly louder over time! Maverick also does a lot of sighing, sitting right at my feet, if I don’t get up!

“All of this distraction is a help though, too, because the dogs remind me to stretch and have a break and hang out with them more.”

Fave toys and games: Maverick’s favourite toy is a ball: “Any ball,” says Kellie, “as long as someone is throwing it to him. This is his favourite game, along with being chased, and wrestling!

“And since he’s a complete sook, he will take being patted and cuddled for hours on end. He thinks he is a lap dog, even though he’s 30 kgs. He still seems like a puppy in many ways!

Ralph’s favourite game used to be chasing after balls too, but he has bad knees now, so he’s not allowed. “He adores being given toys to tear apart though,” says Kellie. “His nickname is Destructo. Thankfully he is well behaved and doesn’t try to tear apart other things in the house (god help him if he touched my books!).

“Having said that though, when I bring home stuffed toys or puppets to use at school visits, and he sees them, he does everything he can to let me know he wants them!”



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“Remarkable and timely” “funny and informative”: reviews that make me smile

It’s only a week till I blast off with Russ the Bus into Newcastle and Gosford.
Wooo hoo! I can’t wait!

I’m really looking forward to meeting hundreds of kids and teachers and having a fantabulous time!

It’s also only five weeks till Christmas (!!!???!!!)

If you’re wondering how to give the gift that keeps on giving, give a book to a child you love.

And if you need some book suggestions, I humbly (not so humbly? :-)) present two recent reviews, below. (Want more book recommendations for kids? Check out this amazing event at the State Library of WA.)

Writers spend a lot of time alone in our own heads. We’re always wondering if what we’re writing will ever be read, or liked, or used to help inspire readers to live bigger, braver, more informed lives.

So THANK YOU to all of you who take the time to review our work and help get our stories and ideas into the hands of the young people we write them for.


And now, on with the book reviews… 🙂

Magpies review.JPGZeroes & Ones (2018)
In Magpies magazine

Despite its catchy title and attractive cover featuring a squat, colourful, friendly robot, it is the subtitle The geeks, heroes and hackers who changed history that really best sum up this remarkable and timely book.

Within its five detailed chapters, information is fed to the reader in a series of compact, information-rich fact boxes, with the author’s amusing, hip writing style being sure to resonate with young, switched-on readers.

She reminds them that this is their future and encourages and challenges them to decide how they are going to carry on the digital revolution which they will inherit.

It introduces and outlines the motivations of all the major players to date (e.g. Turing, Jobs, Assange, Zuckerberg, etc.) but more importantly explains how and why the inventions and computer advances which have developed in the last few decades have grown into the overarching behemoth of technology which we all share today.

The unusual combination of colours (black writing of difference sizes and fonts presented on alternating white and yellow background) is striking, and the few illustrations of photographs which accompany the text serve mainly to break up the information and occasionally to simply clarify.

Readership? As well as the obvious group—upper primary and lower secondary readers of both sexes—I would recommend this captivating book to everyone who has held a digital device of any kind in the past twenty years!

This intriguingly delightful book is utterly absorbing—and every so slightly scary!

Highly recommended.

Russ Merrin

Kids Reading Guide review

Off The Track (2018)
In Kids Book Review

Harry thinks he’s in for the worst weekend ever when he has to go hiking and camping. No phone to play with?!

Little does he know of the fun, scary, crazy adventure that awaits!

This is a funny and informative story about getting away from it all.

Kids Book Review 


Thank you!!!! And wish me luck with Russ the Bus!


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A Bibb Track adventure writing competition for young writers

DB_OffTheTrack_WEB 400x200.pngDo you know a young writer who’d love to try their hand at an exciting short story?

I’ll be judging a competition for young writers who’d like to win a signed copy of my latest novel for kids, Off The Track.

What you need to do:

Write a short story about your adventure on the Bibbulmun Track and send it in to for a chance to win.

Closes: 23rd November 2018
Word Limit: 500 words
Theme: Your Bibbulmun Track adventure
Prize: We’ll be giving away a signed copy of Off The Track to two major prize winners. Runners up will receive a special activity sheet, book mark and more. Plus, entries will be published on The Bibbulmun Track Foundation website.

With thanks to The Bibb Track Foundation:
I’m thrilled to be working with The Bibbulmun Track Foundation on this….

Off The Track was inspired by my family’s own adventures and blisters and marshmallows and hills and dales and uplifting fresh-air experiences on the track.

I was lucky enough to be introduced to hiking by my parents when I was just a kid, and my kids are lucky enough that we also take them hiking. The Bibb is one of our favourite places to go…

Real adventure, right on our doorstep. How lucky are we?!?!?

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UPDATE!!! Congratulations to our winners!!

The winners were: “A Hiking Adventure” by Tanika Schoeman and “Rocky Pool Trail Walk” by Adayna Fozdar.

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I loved reading all the entries and I felt like I was walking the track with all the birds and fresh air and adventure. Thanks to everyone who entered! It was extremely close between all entries so congratulations to you all!
See you on the track!


How we hiked the Cape to Cape track: What we packed

Incredible scenery Cape to Cape.jpgIf you’re anything like me, you spend ages fretting and planning and making lists before heading out on holiday or travel. I’m perhaps at my most stressed in the hours before we leave.

To help me stress less, I have multiple lists.

There’s the Travel for Author Visits List, which includes plastic head, Tibetan bowl, scissors, oven mitt and stuffed quokka toy.

There’s the Car Camping List, for when you’re camping and have an entire car to carry stuff in.

And the Hiking Camping List, for when you need to carry everything you need on your back.

It’s this list I’m going to share with you today. We just gave it a good workout on the Cape to Cape track, and I thought it might serve as a double-check or maybe inspiration for What To Pack. I also find it useful for shorter overnight hikes 🙂 I hope you do too!



During the day

We hiked in quick-dry trousers, borrowed gaitors (thank you!), quick-dry shirts, wide-brim hats, sunglasses, shoes-of-choice, well worn in and socks-of-choice, as new as possible.

We also borrowed 65-litre packs and carried:


  • Tent  and fly – we borrowed my sister’s which was around 2.5 kg
  • Sleeping bags and self-inflating mattresses
  • Rainbird rain jackets, in case of rain/wind
  • Thermals top and bottom, for cold nights
  • Spare underwear
  • Warm jacket/s
  • Thongs for wearing after you’ve taken your boots off at the end of the day
  • Hand trowel and loo paper
  • Rubbish bag/s
  • Cape to Cape Track maps (we also had the guidebook, but read it before leaving – too heavy to carry both ;-))
  • Cash and credit card (for all those flat whites and gourmet cafe meals!)
  • Pen and paper, because I can’t live without them 🙂


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Hat from K-mart, jacket by Rainbird, dinner cooked with gas!

  • Plastic mugs/plastic bowls/plastic sporks
  • Small chopping board/pocket knife
  • Water bottles (we used leakproof On The Fly Nalgene for sipping along the way; and old PET bottles for storing extra water in our packs)
  • Gas cooker, spare gas, matches, spare matches (we used my dad’s old gas cooker, which was way faster (and smaller and lighter) than our usual trangia)(the same cooker he used to cook for us when we were kids hiking in New Zealand!!)
  • Pot and spondoolie from the trangia

Menu items

  • Breakfast: Muesli/powdered milk premixed in ziplock bags
  • Lunch: Flatbread, cheese and salami
  • Dinner: Angelhair pasta with 2-minute noodle flavours mixed in (we loved laksa!)
  • Instant coffee premixed with powdered milk and sugar in a ziplock bag
  • Snacks: Loads of nuts, seeds, dried fruit, chocolate, Carmen’s muesli bars…more chocolate 🙂
  • Soups: Freeze dried miso (super-light, from Coles)
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Life = Changed. Toe socks, baby. They are totes recommended. These are Injinji


  • Sunscreen
  • Mozzie stuff
  • Toothbrushes/toothpaste/lip balm
  • Fixomull and scissors (I think this was made by God)(Warning: it does wear off if you get your feet wet, so bring more than you think you need)
  • Stripped back first aid kit: panadol/bandages/antiseptic cream
  • Head torch and cute 9V battery torch
  • Our phones, on aeroplane mode to save batteries (we used them as cameras, in case of emergency, and to coordinate food drops/pack swaps)

How much water to pack for a day’s hike?

We carried enough PET bottles to have 4.5 litres of water each, and we only filled these for the two nights we were rough camping on the side of the track: we didn’t want to run short of water for cooking, breakfasting, coffeeing, drinking, possibly spilling, possibly finding an empty water tank, etc. (All the on-track water tanks were full and delicious!)

I tend to drink a lot of water, but even I found 4.5 litres was more than required. Still, better safe than dehydrated and sick 🙂 And we were only carrying this much for a couple of hours at the end of the day.

With this much water on board, our packs weighed around 16 kilograms, so we were travelling pretty light, especially after we started eating some of that yummy food.

Our itinerary

Click here to see our itinerary for the Cape to Cape hike.

Any other questions?

If you have any other questions, feel free to get in touch and I’ll try to help. If you do give the track a go, I’d love to hear what you think 🙂

What do you pack?

What else do you pack? Do you have any life-changing breakthroughs or clever hiking hacks to share? Please do! We’d never hiked with Injinji socks or used Fixomull before this hike. I’m always up for having my mind blown by cool hiking gear ideas!

Please comment to share 🙂 And thank you!

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One year anniversary of wreck discovery

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Sonar pulses were used to map the 40-metre-deep wreck, showing its broken bow. Photo: CSIRO Marine National Facility

Last October, I was lucky enough to cover the thrilling discovery of a lost wreck. One year on, let’s revisit the events of that time…

On August 6, 1943, two Japanese airplanes attacked the SS Macumba, a 2500-tonne merchant ship in waters north of Arnhem Land.

The ship’s engine room was hit, three crewmen were killed, and the boat sank, disappearing into the ocean.

For seventy-four years, despite many searches, its final resting place was a mystery.

Then, in the dead of night on October 4 last year, the mystery was solved.

Wreck mystery solved

On October 3 2017, the crew onboard the CSIRO research boat Investigator was given just twelve hours to find the Macumba. The vessel was passing by the spot where the Macumba had last been seen, and though many previous searches had uncovered nothing, they wanted to give it another try…

The crew used sonar pulses to search the seafloor in a grid pattern. By studying how the pulses bounced back to the top, the team could work out what might be on the ocean’s bottom.

After ten hours of searching, they spotted some “unusual” features. The ship turned for another look.


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A specialised drop camera was used to photograph the wreck—and this resident reef shark.  Photo: CSIRO Marine National Facility

Midnight success


“It was very early in the morning, about 1 am, so everyone was very tired,” says Hugh Barker, voyage manager onboard Investigator. “As soon as [the wreck] appeared on our screens, everyone was celebrating. It was quite special to be the first to see the Macumba in 74 years.”

The team used sonar to map the wreck, which was 40 metres down. They also dropped a camera to photograph it. They discovered the wreck was teeming with life, including “an inquisitive reef shark that seemed to be guarding the site,” Mr Barker says.

The wreck will now be protected as a historic shipwreck.

Frozen in time

Shipwrecks are like time capsules, says Dr Ross Anderson, Curator of Maritime Archaeology at the Western Australian Museum.

“Everything on a shipwreck is frozen in an exact moment of time,” he says. “Shipwrecks, like all archaeological sites and heritage places, are tangible links to our past.”

Dr Anderson’s favourite wrecks are the HMAS Pandora, which ran aground on the Great Barrier Reef in 1791, and the Batavia, Australia’s second earliest shipwreck, which was wrecked off Western Australia in 1629.

Items discovered on both wrecks help us understand how people lived hundreds of years ago.

And there’s still treasure to be found. “There are still many ships lost that were carrying bullion [like precious metals and coins] and other high value cargoes,” he says.

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CSIRO’s research vessel Investigator solved the 74-year-old mystery last year. Photo: CSIRO

Searching for treasure

Finding a wreck can be low-tech or high-tech. The divers who re-discovered the Batavia were shown where to look by a crayfisherman who’d spotted the curve of a giant anchor deep in the water.

The Pandora was re-discovered using a magnetometer, which measures changes in the Earth’s magnetic field. In this way, metal objects such as anchors and cannons often help us find lost wrecks, Dr Anderson says.

Other times, colour can point the way. If you’re keen on discovering sunken treasure, keep your eyes peeled for the green of tarnished copper, or the black of crusted silver.

This article first appeared in Crinkling News.