Ever thought you might like to munch a chocolate bar instead of an apple? Prefer to eat banana cake and not bananas?
Well, you’re probably wise.
Fruit can be dangerous for your health!
Take the persimmon, for example. Persimmons are shiny orange fruit full of vitamin C and calcium and iron and lots of other stuff you need to stay healthy.
But how do you get all these healthy things?
You have to EAT the persimmon! And let me tell you, that’s not something I’d recommend.
Meet the tankororin: the Ripe Persimmon Monster.
The tankororin begins its life as an ordinary persimmon, but once it grows to a certain size on the persimmon tree, it jumps down, grows a human face and trots around on giant legs. Not what I’d like to find when I open my lunchbox!
Luckily, it’s easy to tell if your persimmon is becoming a tankororin monster. Try this quick quiz, for your own safety:
QUICK QUIZ: IS YOUR PERSIMMON HAUNTED?
Q1) Does your persimmon have big, bulging eyes?
Yes: Go to Q2
No: Go to Q3
Q2) Does your persimmon have a runny nose?
Yes: Go to Q3 (and don’t worry…that’s not snot dribbling from your persimmon’s nose: it’s persimmon juice).
No: Go to Q4
Q3) Does your persimmon like to take long walks at night?
Yes: Go to Q4
No: Go to Q6
Q4) Does your persimmon like to drop on people from above?
Yes: Go to Q5
No: Go to Q6
Q5) Oh dear! I’m sorry to say that your persimmon is already haunted. Your only hope is to find a large Tupperware container, stick the persimmon inside and put the lid on tight. Then, stick the container in the freezer for a week. Your persimmon will freeze rock hard, then turn to sticky mush when it thaws. Safe!
Q6) Congratulations! Your persimmon is probably safe to eat. Take a big bite. You see all those seeds? They grow into the persimmon monster’s brains and they’re tasty-tasty. Yum! Eat them while you can.
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